Monday, May 11, 2009

Dog Jokes

Q: What do you call a female dog that leads a gang of neutered puppies?
A: Queen of spayeds.

Q: What do you call a contrary German Shepherd?
A: A K-nein.

Q: What do you call a dog owned by Count Dracula?
A: A bloodhound.

Q: What does a Chow Chow say when you turn it inside-out?
A: "Ouch, ouch!

Q: What do you call a dog with a cold?
A: Germy Shepherd.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A:It doesn't matter because he won't come anyway.

from @CathyBend/Twitter

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